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Uh huh. Yep. *Whatever*

Here's a snapshot of the sort of conversation when Emma and I are talking:

*Emma accidentally hangs up, and rings back*
EM: So, what were you doing in the time I accidentally hung up?
SP: Oh, I masturbated wildly and wiped off with the cat.
EM: Uh huh.
SP: Yeah she's licking it off now.
EM: I bet she likes it too.
SP: Yep, licking it off and liking it too.
EM: Tastes like jello!


Steve P
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