Log in

No account? Create an account

Previous Entry | Next Entry

*cough* *hack*

[00:59] Xian: yeah. I think I'll go to bed. I just coughed up a giant phlegm-ball

[01:00] Xian: thats another thing that annoys me when I have a cold ... you can cough and hack for hours but nothing will come up ... and then you'll do this tiny little cough and the biggest, most disgusting yellow-green piece of shit pops out of the dark recesses of your lungs

[01:00] Xian: and you just KNOW you can't just swallow it again, because if you do you're going to puke

[01:01] Xian: then you run for the nearest basin and spit it out, watch it slide down the hole and wash your mouth out thoroughly (sometimes smear the toothpaste around) to get rid of the taste of it.

[01:01] happy gilmore: yeah, i normally bring one up in the morning and then again at night everytime I brush teeth, and thats when I'm not even sick. hahahaha

[01:02] happy gilmore: still a huge feeling of accomplishment when you get rid of it though</font>


( 9 comments — Leave a comment )
Nov. 7th, 2001 07:08 am (UTC)
that's disgusting!

hope you feel better though.
Nov. 7th, 2001 07:14 am (UTC)
I always feel better afterwards =) Probably will have to do it a few more times before this cold goes away though. The one I coughed up in the shower this morning was simply gigantic ... I could make it out without my specs on. (I find it difficult to make out the black grouting between the white tiles while standing in my shower at home) It was great though, because it meant my coughing and hacking throughout the day at work was kept to a minimum.

Sorry to gross you out even more, I'm in a chatty mood tonight.
Nov. 7th, 2001 07:36 am (UTC)
lol thats lovely! Although much more graphic than my discussion with Andrew about the noises he makes when he vomits, it's on the same list of "we shall never speak of this again," okay? :o)
Nov. 7th, 2001 08:01 am (UTC)
What about the avocadoes? And the armadilloes? No-one ever thakes them into account, do they?

*narrows his eyes and glares around*

I'd better leave, before they send out a team of elite soccer players.
Nov. 7th, 2001 09:15 am (UTC)
*blink* uhm. yes. right.

Every time I see your username, I think of Hadji from Jonny Quest. In my mind, you are permanently branded as a slender East Indian boy wearing a turban. Just to let you know.
Nov. 8th, 2001 07:04 pm (UTC)
Well, I am rather slender, and when I have pancake-flipping mishaps, I've been known to look rather beturbaned. (Not that I've ever managed to flip a pancake onto my head.

Ooops, I got Jonny Quest confused with Johnny Bravo. Faux pas indeed. I *was* going to say that at least I'm not the owl.

*presses his palms together and crosses his legs*
Nov. 8th, 2001 08:27 pm (UTC)
Nov. 7th, 2001 07:34 am (UTC)
You enjoy breaking colour schemes, don't you? :P
Nov. 7th, 2001 09:19 pm (UTC)
LOL. Consider yourself evicted :)
( 9 comments — Leave a comment )